I was actually buying the vodka for a pasta sauce, which I felt the need to explain to the cashier as I stood awkwardly in line with my mega pack of diapers and my bottle of moderately cheap hard liquor.
I briefly toyed with the idea of buying other random stuff to obscure the conspicuous dichotomy of my grocery purchases... but then I decided it's more fun to laugh at myself along with everyone else.
"All you need is a box of condoms," the woman in front of me joked.
"Yeah, but that would be like closing the barn door after the horses had left," I said, pointing to the box of Huggies.
Cheers!
No comments:
Post a Comment